Bay to Breakers was yesterday. It's a seven-and-a-half-mile road race across town. I didn't run it, but instead followed the costumed (and the completely costumeless—that is, butt-naked) revelers that followed on the route. Suffice it to say that it was crazy.

It's a good time to show you how May Mustache Madness is going (inspired by The Liver'd One):


I went as "America Man," while Camden went as "United States Man."

Why yes, those were last-minute costumes. Why do you ask?