Since everybody except me, the other guy, and the dealer had left (after being eliminated) or fallen asleep by 2:30 in the morning, I had a depressingly few people to gloat to after I won after a five-hour poker marathon last night (crazy long. Eight people took five hours).

But that's why I have you guys. I won!

It's all about life's little pleasures. Like, um, well, gambling, I guess.